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because i'm with my family :)

911calum:

Alright but the video didn’t make me sad it made me want to be friends with 5sos




shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE




robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 







officialdeadparrot:

happyllamacrazyllama:

spacecamps:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered

#because no one on tumblr has been to a party







nahyaajenee:

Michael:

"Hey world, check out my beautiful legs"

"Be jealous"

"Bet you can’t get legs like these"

"ahahaha you wish you had these legs"




inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep




theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh




It’s like we never happened, was it just a lie?
If what we had was real, how could you be fine?